Happy Memorial Day to all of you! Normally we’d be settling in to meet our Bachelorette and the 25 guys she’s stuck with this season, however this year we’re already on our 3rd week! We know the guys who drive us crazy (Cam & Luke) and the ones we’re rooting for (Peter, Garret & Conner).
So settle in for the drama and emotions to go crazy tonite!
Harrison drops off the first date card: “Let’s push our love to the limit”
- Jonathan— the server
- Mateo—no idea
- John Paul Jones—the guy I thought would be a douche, but isn’t as douchey when compared to some of the other fellas here
- Kevin—-the guy who yelled at the top of his lungs and is the behavioral specialist who seems on the edge of losing his cool.
- Jed—the singer/songwriter
- Tyler C —-the guy who likes to dance, like Footloose in the barn
- Mike—best smile ever, loves his gma
- Cam—-losing his mind he’s on a group date and people are not thrilled he’ll be with them.
Hannah talks about how women go thru a ton of a pain and she wants to make sure her guy can have empathy. Jason Biggs from American Pie and Jenny Mollen who I have no idea who she is, are here to help the guys with some activities.
First the guys are at the classroom and have to answer questions about female reproduction, Cam somehow thinks that female gestation is 2 weeks instead of 9 months.
Then we see the guys wearing the pregnancy belly, learning how to feed, change and comfort a baby. All the things that you’d expect to see on tv. I of course think that Full House handled this scenario the best when Becky was pregnant with the twins, so the guys should have to watch that episode, but maybe that part got cut.
Then we get clothes pins out so the guys can experience the pain of breast feeding and they all look like they’re loving this date. We then hook the guys up to a birthing simulator. So the guys are able to experience the pain. Some of the guys are trying to be all tough and cool looking and keep a smile on their face, but you can see they’re in pain. It probably doesn’t help the other guys are all in their face watching, and Hannah is holding their hand at their bedside. John Paul Jones may have broken Hannah’s hand with how much he was in pain.
We then move onto the night portion of the date! All the guys abs are sore after being shocked. Luckily there’s alcohol to help soothe them.
Jed is the first one to steal her away and Hannah talks about their connection they already have. I really do hope that Jed is here for the right reasons, because I like him a lot and think he may be genuine. Hannah talks about how she has never been to Nashville, but wants to move there. They then joke about how he knows a guy who lives there and can make it happen. They then throw a chicken nugget off the roof to make a wish, but the wish can’t be shared until he gets a one-on-one date, very smooth Mr. Singer/Songwriter, VERY smooth!
Cam is proving he’s the villain and getting under the guys skin when he talks about how he’s had the least amount of time with Hannah and that he’s looking forward to time with her that is uninterrupted, even after last week when he did the interrupting.
Mike gets his one on one time with Hannah and talks about how he is normally the jovial, confident, happy guy but he knows she wants vulnerability and he’s gonna give her that. Him and his ex got pregnant and he was excited and had an engagement then planned out. Unfortunately, they lost their child in the second trimester and today reminded him of that and he feels it’s his fault for not being there for her at the time. Hannah gives him a big hug and tells him how sorry she was. He knows he can be a better man with this and it was his faith that got him through that tough time and Cam comes and tells them he’ll give them a minute but to wrap up and then lurks in the hallway.
Mike gets MAJOR props because he continues telling her his story and powering through. Until all of a sudden Cam is creeping in the hallway listening to this extremely private moment that I feel guilty for eavesdropping on, but I don’t have a choice unlike Cam! Cam says he has something really important to say, and Mike again is so respectful and powering through and says he’ll come get Cam when he’s done, tells Hannah she gives him hope and kisses him. He says he appreciates Hannah. Hannah says she appreciates him and has something to tell him, and Cam comes back for the THIRD time and says he has something important to say! Hannah isn’t able to finish her thought, she gives Mike a kiss an this is where Mike made me like him a little more because he goes in for a light kiss right in-front of Cam, and Cam deserves that!
Mike comes back and tells the guys that Cam came in 3 different times and wouldn’t leave him alone. Well the guys are now pissed and say that karma is a bitch. And that is true, you respect someone’s time they’ll respect yours. You’re gonna play a low-ball dirty game, well watch out. It does seem like most of the guys who make it pretty far on the Bachelorette are guys that are well-liked and respected by the other contestants, which means they probably get more time and interrupted less than the jerks.
Cam finally can tell Hannah his very important thing, and that is that he quit his job to come on this show….because that is obviously the makings of a stable relationship. She now owes him obviously since he gave up his career, though she obviously never asked him to. Well Jonathan, my server comes up to steal Hannah and Cam is pissed. He keeps saying “Two more minutes, two more minutes” and is being obnoxious about it. Cam’s best friend is John Paul Jones which should be all that there is to say.
Also, I’m confused by Cam’s outfit, he went with a blue suit, complete with jacket and pocket square but the shirt underneath it is a white hoodie, with drawstrings showing, the same shirt the guys who are at home waiting for the date card are wearing.
Date card time!
ConnerΒ “Let’s set sail on our love story!”
Our guy who didn’t get a date last week, but handled it with grace, was the one to get the one-on-one this week, which should be a lesson for the rest of the fellas.
Tyler C tells her that he wanted to call his mom after the date today and tell her he loves her after the pain they went through. He now knows women run the earth. Hannah is a sexy badass who knows what she wants and that’s a turnon for him and he’s ready to be her arm candy. She finds him humorous and they make out.
Group date rose goes to Mike for his heartwarming story and opening up to her and showing a different way to be bold. He accepts it by calling her “Southern Belle” and she is all smiley as well.
We come back from commercial to an ambulance on our screen, with Hannah in the hospital and an IV attached to her with fluids and nausea medicine. Conner got a date card that said they have to cancel their date, but come over to my hospital suite to keep me company.
Conner stops at a florist, get soup and a card and goes and visits her. They sit and cuddle up on her bed. He gives her the card and says she doesn’t need to read it now, which of course makes her want to read it now more than ever. She leans in for the kiss and then tells him she’s not contagious.
Right now, seeing that this bed they’re cuddling on isn’t huge, let’s me know she must be feeling this guy somewhat, because if you’re not feeling a guy (ahem Cam) you’re not inviting him to your room to cuddle on the bed. You’d just postpone the date until later.
He asks her what’s causing her to feel down. She said when she woke up she basically passed out, and had a bunch of fluids put into her. He is comforting to her and this is the most real date we’ve ever had on this show. This is what they’ll do in the real life more than anything.
Conner tells us that when he was 13 he was skiing with his family and his mom fell over. She had a stroke. She was air-lifted to the nearest hospital. He walked in with his brother and tried to talk to his mom and she couldn’t talk to them. He said he learned in that situation how strong his parents relationship is and what he aspires to have. She then tells him that she has to get back to sleep, dr’s orders and he leaves her but also puts lil post-it notes around her room to see when she wakes up and feels better and to put a smile on her face. There was no rose handed out, but dang, I fell for Conner on this date!
Hannah finds the notes around the room and loves them. She’s smitten.
All the guys are hanging out eating pizza and Luke is being a weirdo asking what Hannah was wearing, she was sick man she’s not gonna be all glamorous. Conner was like “idk a shirt and sweatpants or something” which was absolutely the right response.
As he’s in the living room, a driver comes in and says he’s here for Conner. The date isn’t over, he has 15 minutes to look sharp and take off with the driver. She greets him, he’s all dressed up and asks for him to accept the rose because he made her feel so special. Lukas Graham sings “Love Someone” to just the two of them and they sway around kiss and seem to really like one another. Good for you Conner, you took a bad situation and made it into a great one and you were rewarded!
Tyler G who got our first one on one date of the season evidently had to go home this week. We don’t know why he had to go home. It is really weird, I rewound my DVR a few times because I feel like I missed something, but this is the only explanation we’re given of Tyler G’s disappearance.
I watch this show on a delay (thanks DVR) to go through commercials, so I went to Twitter to see what I missed and evidently ABC needs to do a better job screening the contestants if they somehow let this get by and through them: https://www.newsweek.com/what-happened-bachelorette-contestant-tyler-g-dating-history-revealed-hannah-1436811
- Dylan
- Luke P
- Dustin
- Garrett
- Devon
- Luke S
- Peter
- Joey
- Grant
We walk in and there is a photographer in a studio. We have guys who need to work the camera and see what happens when they’re paired with models. The models are animals. Some of the guys are disappointed they aren’t with hot models. This has to do with Secret Life of Pets 2, of course it does.
We have Demi being back to spying on the guys. She’s keeping an eye on the guys to see what happens when Hannah is not around. She’s gonna have girls flirting with the guys to see how they react and make sure they’re here for Hannah. The guys are great and say the right things and not needing to be run outta town.
Hannah then does a photo shoot with the guys and Peter makes out with her in-front of the other guys.
Luke P can’t handle her kissing other guys, so he kicks one of the guys out so he can do pushups and she stands on his back and awkwardly smiles. Then she’s told she needs to go change and he said he’ll walk her to her changing room, and she then tells him they’ll talk tonight.
Hannah grabbed Luke P right away and the other guys can tell she’s frustrated. In her interview she talks about how Luke stole the show again but in a negative way. He flaunts their connection in-front of the other guys and she’s not a fan of that. She then says there is a fine line of attractive to the most unattractive thing she’s ever seen before (I selfishly really want her and Luke P to still be together right now, because talk about an awkward line to have to explain to your fiance tonight :))
Luke tells her he doesn’t think that these guys have what it takes to be her husband and basically is trying to get her to end the show right now. Hannah talks about how they did have an automatic connection and she likes it. However, she’s been struggling because he thinks it’s promised to him and that bothers her a lot. His confidence in this makes her irritated in a way, and she’s in the middle of a sentence and he cuts her off. She wants him to focus on her but she needs him to respect the fact that she has other relationships as well. There’s a line between confidence and cocky and he needs to change. She hugs him, but no kiss!
He says in his interview that Hannah is irritated with how he’s acting and he’s coming out arrogant and too confident and he doesn’t think he’s coming across that way. And doesn’t see her seeing him that way, it doesn’t make sense to him. He wants to continue to move on and act like the conversation never happened.
He then goes and tries to interrupt her and the gentleman she’s with (I have no idea who he is, but he’s cute and has a great laugh) asks for 3 more minutes. Luke is about to say no, but Hannah tells him no and says she’ll talk to him later. Then we see Luke lurking around a corner waiting for her, the gentleman who she’d just been with comes up next to him and quietly thanks him for the 3 more minutes, and Hannah is now talking to another suitor and not Luke P. Well he decides to do Cam’s move of going in and lurking and checking on her and tries to swoop in again, he’s denied again. All the guys are talking about Luke is imploding on himself and they’re worried about what he’s going to do.
Peter is trying to go in and talk to Hannah and Luke is NOT a fan. After all, Peter had the gall to kiss his girl earlier today and that’s what started his crazy train. He tells Peter that he’s waiting to talk to Hannah. Peter said he wants to talk to her since he hasn’t yet. Luke said he hasn’t talked to her either. Pete’s confused since he was in the room when Hannah took him away at the beginning, but hello Pete, Hannah talked to Luke, Luke didn’t talk to her! Luke is very threatened by Peter and doesn’t want Pete to talk to her, he’s not going to let it happen!
I feel like for the first time we see what it’s like for the guys who are waiting to talk to Hannah, it’s like a waiting room, or if you’re Catholic like me, the confessional line. You don’t know how long the person in-front of you is going to take, but you know you have a limited amount of time before mass is gonna start and so you need your time before the clock runs out. However, I’m not usually bargaining with the person in-front of me to go quickly and I’ve never barged in on anyone.
Peter is sitting in a chair at the end of the hall and looks somewhat relaxed, compared to Luke who is pacing. Peter says he just wants to talk to Hannah and is trying to get through to Luke and Luke just says he wants to talk to her too.
Hannah comes out, Luke says he wants to talk to her. She promises him she’ll talk to him again, but he needs to calm down and let her call her own shots.
Hannah comes and grabs Peter and they go exploring. Peter had a great time with her, she had a great time with him. They’re all smiles. Peter comments that she has photo shot skills from being Miss Alabama, oh and did you know my mom was Miss Illinois. She likes his mama and he wants them to meet because they would get along. She wants to know how his parents met. Dad is a pilot, mom is a flight attendant, he walked past her mom to go to the cock-pit and mom just saw dad’s butt and told her friend “that’s the guy I’m gonna marry.” After that they hit it off and boom here he is. He loves that every time they talk he goes away happier, and this couldn’t be going better for him and he’s having a great time. They make out a lot, he lifts her up and kisses her up against the wall.
Hannah comes back in to hand out the group date rose. she has it in her hand and wants to talk to Luke. She likes him okay and he needs to respect her other relationships and she doesn’t think he did even tonight, so he needs to work harder and fix it okay? He just nods and says he now knows how she feels and he’s appreciative and he knows how to fix this and gets a hug.
Then they go back in and Hannah gives Peter the date rose and they’re both so happy and positive. Luke is pissed.
There is no cocktail party tonight, we’re doing a beach party instead but calling it a tailgate party instead. Cam needs to discuss something very personal with Hannah right when it starts and Hannah may send him home and he just wants to say it’s been a fun time with them and cheers. Mike, is the one who breaks the awkward silence with “BS!”
She just wants a chill day to relax, and all the guys are having a great time with her. Throwing out the football, playing cornhole…and then Cam grabs Hannah and the guys are pissed off. Cam said as he was getting off work, his leg locked up and he was going to need an amputation. Right before surgery his grandma passed away. Then he had another surgery in Nov 2017 and he had a 10 month old puppy he had to re-home. It just seems like there is more and more to this story and it’s too unbelievable. Is it true, and if so why are you choosing this moment to say it?
Mike tells her that it seems odd and that he was going for a pity rose. And Hannah thinks it was a last ditch effort and a Hail Mary attempt. She doesn’t like that she was being manipulated, so she pulls Cam aside to call him out on it. He tells her he wrote guys goodbye letters and it is too calculated. She leaves the guys before the rose ceremony saying “Just so you know, if you get a rose, know that it is not a pity rose.”
Rose Ceremony time!
- Mike- group date rose #1
- Conner- one-on-one date rose
- Peter- group date rose #2
- Jed – singer/songwriter
- Tyler —are we gonna see this guy dance at some point or not?!?
- Dustin — this guy got ZERO air time this week
- Dylan — this guy wore the white suit the first week, and I don’t know what he’s done since.
- Grant —- the unemployed guy
- Luke P —- not a shock, but he is going to have a breakdown at some point soon
- Garrett — I am just waiting for this guy to get some airtime and I can’t wait, first guy outta the limo, he has to be a darkhorse!
- John Paul Jones — the persona and character that is John Paul Jones
- Mateo — no idea
- Devon — this guy may have been the one with the great laugh and smile where he then thanked Luke for the 3 more mins though it was actually Hannah that told Luke no
- Luke S —the guy who looks like Nick Vail, he gives great commentary of what is going on, so I appreciate him!
Last rose goes to:
15. Kevin—the behavioral therapist who didn’t get any airtime this week and may have not even gotten a date!
That means Cam is going home! Good for you Hannah in seeing thru the slimy jerk! We also are losing our server Jonathan, and Joey who I don’t know.
We get Cam “crying” as he’s saying goodbye, but I don’t see any tears actually falling down and it seems calculated and not real, but bye Cam, we’ll see you on Bachelor in Paradise in a few weeks!
Also kids, this is why you don’t quit your job to go on a reality dating show with 30 other guys!
It’s crazy to think after our 3rd week, we have already cut our list down by 15 guys. We started with 30 and we’re down to 15!
Until next week!
Lindsay